I have not abandoned you despite all evidence to the contrary. Actually I believe I am suffering from what the people-who-speak-English-with-a-French-accent would call "Le writer's block." And I do have something you could help me with.
I have been attempting to write an alternative bio for myself (alternative in style, not facts). And I need some help getting started. So while this is scary to put out on the internet, I have to ask, "Hey internet, what am I like?"
Any suggestions, attributes or qualities (please no snarkyness here, email me if you want to get personal) will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
(And I promise to post again soon!)